Trev, an innocent children’s author and illustrator, reads some dirty excerpts from Fifty Shades of Grey for the first time.
From the novel:
It starts off with Anastasia taking her roommates place to get an interview from Christian Grey, billionaire entrepreneur in Seattle. Anastasia is a college senior who is still finding her way in life. She’s attracted to Christian Grey and he finds himself pining after her as well. Little did she know things were about to toe the line between pain and pleasure.
Steamy elevator makeout session:
“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.” (Fifty Shades of Grey Page 78)
The oh so typical “Wow it’s so big!” scene:
“Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?” (Fifty Shades of Grey 116)
Fifty Shades of Grey is a 2011 erotic romance novel by British author E. L. James. It became the first instalment in the Fifty Shades novel series, as well as a 2015 American erotic romantic drama film directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson, with a screenplay by Kelly Marcel.